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Watch out for new games coming up in the next few weeks, there will be driving games galore from parking your car to racing a formula 1 car!

In the mean time heres a few jokes for you! Mind they are bad !!!! 

 

  • ‘If you're in a car with a man and he stops and asks for directions, listen carefully because he won't, and it will be your fault if you get lost
  • ‘My wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it! I said, "Did you see the guy who did it?" She said, "No, but I got the licence plate."'
  • A man is sitting on the road-side looking unhappy. A passer-by sees his glum face and asks what the problem is. ‘I've locked myself out of my car,' replies the man. ‘No problem,' replies the passer- by. ‘Let me try rubbing my backside on the door.' The motorist is perplexed but reckons there's no harm in letting the man try. The passer-by puts his bum to the car and slowly rubs it up and down the door. Suddenly, the lock clicks open. ‘That's amazing!' says the motorist. ‘How did you do it?' ‘Easy,' replies the passer-by. ‘I'm wearing khaki trousers.

 

 

 
Well heres one for you!!!!

Who is the Stig? The stig

Please send us your name who you think Stig is and we will list all names and how many people have chosen who you think it is below.

Cheers Lee


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Man on bar stool drink-drive charge


An Ohio man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorised bar stool.

Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, said when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower.